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Tell me your best "get out of a ticket" story?
Just for kickers, here's mine:
I was late for work at a hospital, some slow little old lady ahead of me pulled into a 7-11 and I veered around her and over the yellow line and speeding a little. A cop started after me shortly but I only had about a mile to go so I kept on going and finally pulled into the parking lot. Lo and behold, there's a helicopter parked in front of the Emergency Room, whirrring away... so I'm fascinated wondering what's going on. the cop is at my window asking for ID, and I have my stethoscope hanging around my neck and I start twirling the end of it and acting a bit nervous and hurried. The cop figured I must have a big emergency awaiting and was badly needed so instead of taking up any more of my time he just zipped off a quick warning and let me go! Whew, that 'copter sure turned up at a handy time!
Now tell me your favorite story?
Officer was speeding down the highway, passes me, & finally starts flashing his lights to get the cars in front of him to move. I get over behind him when everyone starts to pull over. He starts to slow down until he is below the speed limit by 15mph. I pass him & get off the highway. He follows me into the store parking lot. He says that he is going to give me a ticket for speeding. I tell him that I want him to contact his supervisor & that I will issue him a ticket for speeding, following too closely, abuse of police equipment (turning on lights just to pass,) illegal lane change for exit of highway, & driving too slowly (anything 10mph below speed limit is considered dangerous.) He contacted his supervisor to see if I could write him up. He walked away from my Honda, became animated while talking on the radio, & walked back with my items. Not saying a word he handed me my stuff, jumped back into his car & squealed his tires getting back to the highway. The supervisor contacted me later to verify the call & told me that he laughed at the officer & that he would keep an eye on his use of the lights for personal use. I went home with a funny story & NO TICKET!
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Dead duck.?
>Dead Duck
>A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary
>office. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet
>pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's
>chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
>sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your Duck Cuddles has
>passed away."
>
>The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? "Yes, I
>am sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you
>be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done
>any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a
>coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned
>around and left the room, and returned a few moments
>later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's
>owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his
>hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table
>and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then
>looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
>The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a
>few moments later with a cat.
>
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
"$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?"
The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have only been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up."
